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Aboard UA 357 to Chicago

April 27, 2016

We are nestled in the friendly confines of seat 4B enjoying our complimentary IPA, playing with the post-by-email feature of our blog. Please do not be alarmed. We will use this feature sparingly, if ever. Not even when Ted Cruz pulls out the Richard Schweiker gambit from your Editor’s adolescence and renames it after Carly Fiorina.

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Voting early for Proposition 1

April 24, 2016

If you are a customer of Uber or Lyft, or work for Uber or Lyft, and want to keep doing either or both, consider voting for Proposition 1 (a complete argument will be forthcoming). This helpful map can tell you the times and places for early voting, which starts tomorrow morning, April 25.

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Admonition

April 23, 2016

Seen from one of the little bridges at the lower end of the Johnson Creek Trail, under the various flyovers that tie together 6th Street and Mopac…

stop having

Dang, those social conservatives are everywhere. But you have to admire the professionalism in the large-scale lettering — that sucker is maybe 12 feet long.

I admit, I had no idea that the problem of sex under Mopac had reached the point of offending the spray paint dudes. I’m sure that the neighbors of the Hope Gallery on Baylor, who have seen a massive increase in vandalism, public urination, drugs, and crime in their neighborhood, would be delighted if spray painters in general were nearly so delicate.

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Greetings

April 21, 2016

Stevie towers.

Good evening.

This is a blog about Austin, the “blueberry in the tomato soup,” as Texas governor Rick Perry famously put it. We will comment on this most exciting of cities, the fastest growing large city in the United States and probably all the developed world. We will post pictures, commentary about politics, the arts, and the social and culinary scene, and anything else that suits our interests or moves our spirit. The opinions we express here, which will not necessarily be popular among, er, Austinites (itself a term that offends our aesthetic), are our own, and are not attributable to our employer, family members, co-religionists, people of the same ethnicity, gender, sexual identity, neighborhood, income decile, or any other heretofore invidious classification to which others might attribute group identity or accountability.

Oh. And we’ve done this blogging thing before. And there will probably be some stuff not precisely about Austin. But it will be fun!